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In the beginning, God created the heavens . . . and Joan Rivers, Whoopi Goldberg, Rob Reiner, Billy Crystal, and Jerry Seinfeld. And God said, let there be another meshugganah. And so it was that He created Brian Kagan.

 

READ my FIRST ever children’s picture book

For ages 4 - 10 years old


Join the crowd who’ve enjoyed getting into My Shorts

2020 1st Place CIPA EVVY Award Winner

An uproarious collection of true stories featuring a chubby Cheetos-loving Jewish middle child with overactive sweat glands and an abundant imagination.

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Short Stories

Read Brian's latest article, “‘Do You Know The Muffin Man?’ Why Do Men Think Looking Like the Marlboro Man is the Way to be Attractive?” published in the Good Men Project, all about mens’ pre-occupation with trying to look and act like Madison Avenue and Hollywood’s portrayal of the many man. You can also read his previously published article, “How to Cure Your Kid’s A.D.D. (Always. Doing. Doing.) Syndrome: Try a Stick!,” all about life, love, and what happens when you take your teenager to see your childhood home.


Read It Forward

We are passionate about being catalysts in supporting children’s literacy and schools in need. Our goal is to channel 25 percent of the proceeds from all sales to First Book, an organization that makes brand-new, high-quality books and resources free or very affordable to the educators and children who need them most.


“Come for the plentiful laughs, stay for the heartfelt depiction of his loony but loving family.”

—Roy Sekoff, founding editor of Huffington Post and award-winning author of
Lacks Self-Control: True Stories I Waited Until My Parents Died to Tell

 
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